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Un cocos ninfoman

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Un taran se duse sa-si cumpere un cocos, intrucat ramasese doar cu gaini. Vanzatorul ii spune :
– Eu ti l-as vinde, dar s-ar putea sa nu-ti convina.
– De ce, care-i baiul ?
– Pai baiu-i mare, ca are o meteahna. E taaaare futacios.
– No, apoi lasa, ca-i bine pentru gainile mele.
Taranul cumpara cocosul si-l duce acasa. In prima zi, cocosul alearga toate gainile si nu se lasa pana nu le calca pe toate. Taranului nu-i vine sa creada. In a doua zi, cocosul se uita disperat in jur, nu mai sunt gaini proaspete, asa ca trece la curci. Taranul incepe sa se ingrijoreze. In a treia zi, cocosul calca si ratele, apoi oile, caprele, pana nu mai ramane nici un animal necalcat de cocosul cel nimfoman. Taranul e innebunit, se gandeste cu groaza cati pui malformi se vor naste.
Si cand credea ca mai rau nu se poate, il vede pe cocos cazut in curte, cu picioarele in sus.
– Na! Asa-ti trebuie ! ii spune taranul. N-ai limite si acum ti-a sunat ceasu’.
Dar cocosul intinde o aripa in sus, aratandu-i un vultur care facea ocoluri deasupra lor si-i zice taranului :
– Nope.

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