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Doi cersetori in fata bisericii

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In fata unei biserici ortodoxe erau doi cersetori. Unul zicea: "Ajutati un biet crestin sarac!" si lumea ii dadea bani.

Celalalt zicea: "Ajutati un biet evreu sarman!" Lumea, evident, nu-i dadea nimic. Ba din contra – ii dadea mai multi bani crestinului.

Dupa cateva saptamani, o femeie miloasa care iesea din biserica se duce la evreu si-i spune: "Ma evreule, tu nu vezi ca aici nu-ti da nimeni nimic? Du-te acolo, la tine, la sinagoga, poate te miluieste cineva!"

Dupa plecarea femeii, evreul se uita lung dupa ea, se intoarce spre crestin si-i zice: "Auzi, ma Itic, s-a gasit proasta asta sa ne invete pe noi sa facem afaceri".
 

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