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Un gagiu la farmacie

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Un gagiu se duce la farmacie si cere cea mai mare marime de prezervativ.

Farmacista cauta… cauta… cauta, si ii da cea mai mare marime de prezervativ; la care gagiul se uita la farmacista si ii spune:

-Domnisoara, dumneata cred ca nu m-ai inteles. Am cerut cea mai mare marime de prezervativ!".

La care farmacista: -Dar domnule, nu va suparati, chiar asa de mare o aveti?

Gagiul: -Domnisoara, numai la prostii va ganditi. Sunt invitat la un bal diseara si m-am gandit sa ma deghizez intr-o "sula"…

Farmacista: -Vai domnule, eu cred ca mai bine ati lua un cacat intre dinti si v-ati deghiza in fund!" 

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