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Adam la Dumnezeu

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Cica se simte Adam foarte singur. Se duce la Dumnezeu cu jalba in bat :
“- Doamne, fa-mi si mie o creatura la fel de inteligenta, iubitoare si frumoasa ca mine”
“-Iti fac, mah! Dar te costa un picior.”
“-Aaaa?!! Pai atunci pe jumatate de inteligenta, iubitoare si frumoasa ca mine”
“-Se rezolva! Vzi ca tre\’ sa renunti la o mana.”
Se enerveaza Adam, se retrage un pic, mormaie in barba, apoi revine decis:
“-Auzi, bah?!!”
“- Da.”
“- Ce imi dai pentru o coasta?”

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