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Batranu a uitat unde sta

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Un mosneag de nouazeci de ani statea pe o banca in parc, plingind. Un tip trece pa linga el si-l intreaba de ce plinge. Printre lacrimi, batrinul raspunde:
– Iubesc o fata de douazecisicinci de ani …
– Si ce-i rau in asta? intreaba tinarul.
Continuind sa plinga, mosul raspunde:
– Nu intelegi … In fiecare dimineata, inainte ca ea sa plece la lucru, facem dragoste. In pauza de prinz vine acasa, imi pregateste masa si apoi facem din nou dragoste. Seara vine acasa cit de repede poate si mai facem o repriza de sex. Iar dupa cina, toata noaptea facem dragoste incontinuu.
– Bine, dar ai o relatie pe care si-ar dori-o orice barbat, mai ales la o virsta asa de inaintata. De ce plingi?
Printre lacrimi, batrinul raspunde:
– Am uitat unde stau …

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