La ora de matematica
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La ora de matematica învatatoarea îi întreaba pe copii:
– Trei vrabii stau pe o craca. Pe una o împuscam.
Cîte ramîn atunci pe craca?
– Nici una, pentru ca celalalte îsi iau zborul.
– Matematic nu este corect, Gigele, dar îti apreciez totusi logica.
– Doamna învatatoare! As dori sa întreb si eu ceva:
trei femei manînca înghetata pe strada. Una o musca, una o linge iar cealalta o suge. Care dintre ele este casatorita? Învatatoarea se gîndeste.
– Cea care o suge.
– Din pacate nu, ci cea care poarta verigheta, dar va apreciez totusi logica!
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